Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Saturday, December 3, 2011


Don't you wish the computer had a sarcasm button. I'd probably have too much fun with it.

Saturday, November 19, 2011


As much as I like to joke and laugh the reality of my stroke hits me like a mac truck sometimes

Monday, October 31, 2011


 Don't you wish sometimes life had a delete button. But I guess life isn't life without some mistakes.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011


I can't stand when people talk for or help me without asking. If I want your help I will ask!

Sunday, September 25, 2011

sappy sue

One of the  greatest things (sarcasm) after a stroke is the extra emotions. I cry over the stupidest things! Embarrassing!

Thursday, September 15, 2011


Today I told the physical therapy department here they might be surprised about what I can if they let me. Don't make this chick mad! lol


I know telling everyone about my stroke is extremely important, but sometimes it makes me uncomfortable. And you know if I'm uncomfortable because I either turn my head and do something else or make funny faces. Shynessor humor, that's what you get.

Monday, September 5, 2011

woopsy daisy

I wish immature people would stand on the edge of a cliff,so I could push them in with my wheelchair. Not really,lol

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Friday, August 12, 2011


Apparently I have to spell this out to certain people! I Had A Stroke. I Feel Everything.

Sunday, July 31, 2011


It's so annoying that you can read every emotion so easy. lol. I can't hide  you knowon my face


Be glad you don't have to deal with immature people everyday! By immature people I mean immature adults. People starring,not talking to you,avoiding you,everyday!

still beepn

My whole trying to cuss less thing isn't going great. I'm trying.

Friday, June 3, 2011

I 'm moving on

Tuesday I move to a center near by. I will get to exercise my butt off! So that's great. With this energy burst I will be walking in no time.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

I can't quit it

I am addicted to anything Jersey. Jersey Shore, The Real Housewives of New Jersey and Jerseylicous. It is pathetic but I love the drama.


I didn't swim the greatest today but I made up for it with a good exercise after.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

yeah dog

Gotta love eating more and losing weight! I am stronger so I can exercise more.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011


It's great being 5'9" when you can walk normally. But it isn't when you are in a wheelchair. You don't really fit in beds, wheelchairs and stuff need to be custom fit and most people ( especially girls, who I usually exercise with ) are shorter than me, so I can't do all my exercises correctly. I am just glad I am 6'0" like I dreamt.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011


Today my nurse almost let me drown! We thought it was an hilarious accident! She was taking my life vest off ( so I can walk ) and my head went under. She grabbed me and we busted out laughing.

Sunday, April 24, 2011


A word of advice. Don't drink a large glass of strongly brewed tea before bed. You will see daybreak. Praying the whole time you could get up and use the computer. Lol.

Float like a butterfly sting like a bee

I am so going to learn to box when I can. I think I could definitely knock out several people. Lol.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

No splish splash

Went swimming today and... No comment on how bad I did.


As much as I hate pessimists. I feel really sorry for them.

Lights camera action

Do you know the show World of Jenks? It is on MTV, this guy Andrew documents people's lives. I love it and I wrote them! I am waiting to here back.

Sunday, April 10, 2011


This whole time I was grateful about my stroke for knowing who is truly immature and mature.I didn't even think about the marriage and kids thing. What that means is, I get to see tons of marriage and parenting advice. And that is thrilling to know how great of a wife and mother I will get to be. I just feel really lucky. Some people choose to see my stroke as bad, but I am extremely grateful.

TMI guys

Guys you probably want to skip this post because I am going to talk about my period. So I am happy to say I am the strongest I have been in a long time. But I am sad to say my horrible period cramps are back. When I get them I know I start in about a week. Man when I was on birth control I knew the day. There is good thing about birth control. Lol In all seriousness, birth control can be a great thng I think birth control is great if you talk to your doctor and get tested.

Monday, April 4, 2011


As much as I hate pessimists. I really feel sorry for them. Going through life being pessimistic.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Rubber duckie you 're the one

Went swimming today and walked 3 laps. I will sleep great tonight. They weighed my feet down so I Could  walk. I actually trusted them enough to take off my life vest. lol

Friday, March 25, 2011


Here lately I have had such an energy surge. It's awesome! In fact right now I would rather be exercising then using the computer.


I love anything about food. I love to cook and eat! I come from a long line of great cooks. I have cooked ever since I can remember. In fact my Mom and grandmother say when I was little, toddler age, as soon as I would hear pots and pans I would run in the kitchen, grab a chair and say " Stir, stir, stir ". So you can imagine how much I hate not cooking and not eating what I want. I can't eat what I want or I would be the size of a house. I love eating healthy but I feel bad, right now, if I splurge.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

My true love

I love coffee! I just wish it was white so I didn't have to whiten my teeth all the time.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Callete( shut up in Spanish )

Another bonus for the DynaVox is, it blocks my Latin temper. What I think and say are usually different.

Just a little prick

Since my stroke I get my blood taken about every two weeks. It really doesn't phase me anymore. I have( always ) terrible veins. So it usually takes at least two times.

Thank you, thank you, thank you

What did you thank God for today? I thanked Him for giving me my optimism.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Til death do us part

Part of me wants to get married, you know for better for worse and all that jazz. The til deth part bothers me. Being married 50 or so years and somebody dieing and the other being miserable. No thanks. Then the other part of me gets anxiety thinking one person for the rest of my life. I never even said I love you to a boyfriend and... I can't breath.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Splish splash I was taking a bath

I went swimming yesterday and it was great but... You know me I didn't think I kicked enough. So when I got home I made myself lean forward and back a bunch. I know I am super hard on myself but I am a perfectionist and exercising is all I can control right now.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

I look great in black and blue

I bruise so easy. Right now I have a big nasty one on my foot. What happened so didn't warrant one. Maybe my blood thinner is messed up.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Top secret

In case you don't know handicapped parking is amazing! And I get payed not to work! Haha your loss! Why do you think I fake? Yeah right I wish. Haha.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

I can see clearly now

I started vision therapy about 2 months ago and it is doing wonders already!

Wednesday, February 9, 2011


Why do we laugh when we get nervous or in uncomfortable situations? Or is it just me?

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Step off missy

Whenever somebody claims to be too traumatized or too sad to see me I want to yell boo f n hoo. Do you seriously think I want do to take time out of my day To put up with your traumatized ass. Let me think umm no.

Opinions are like a-holes and Everyone's got one

You may not agree with me on this but I think everything is for a reason and when it is your time it is your time. I have to think my stroke was meant fot a reason or I would go crazy. I could have easily died during my stroke but didn't.


Do you ever wish fo several hours or days you could go deaf?

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Chew on this

Why is it that you can chew out certain eople but not others? It is so not fun to keep your mouth shut for certain people.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011


Being on blood thinner and " quadriplegic "  I use that term loosely I am so cold. Blankets are my best friend. )


It is annoying when people say " o I couldn't handle this or that ". Well you don't know what you can handle til the shit hits the fan. When I had the stroke I didn't think I could hI could sit in if the corner and andle it but I handle it everyday. I could sit in if the corner and cry or laugh and smile everyday. I think I can handle laughing and smiling everyday.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

I 'm moving on

I am getting so strong I can almost sit up on my own! I told you I could do it. First stop stting next stop walking.

Just do it

This is probably wrong to think. But when an able bodied person complains about wanting to lose weight. I think " Get your ass up and go outside ". I wish I could go jog right now or do squats. But I do what I can do.

Thursday, January 6, 2011


It is supposed to snow tomorrow. I love it and hate it. It is pretty but it reminds me that I am in a wheelchair. I mean I know I am in a wheelchair but snow just clinches what I can't do / get invited to do.

Just thinking

Why are people still stupid enough to drink and drive, text and drive or anything and drive? Visit the people I have met and maybe you will think otherwise.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011


I love it when people think I am hard of hearing or stupid. It cracks me up the ignorance of some people.So you know what I do make a funn face and laugh behind their back.


 Do you ever feel like that scene in Goodfellas? " What am I a f n clown for your f n amusement? "