I look great in black and blue

I bruise so easy. Right now I have a big nasty one on my foot. What happened so didn't warrant one. Maybe my blood thinner is messed up.

Top secret

In case you don't know handicapped parking is amazing! And I get payed not to work! Haha your loss! Why do you think I fake? Yeah right I wish. Haha.

I can see clearly now

I started vision therapy about 2 months ago and it is doing wonders already!

Quandary

Why do we laugh when we get nervous or in uncomfortable situations? Or is it just me?