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Hercules Hercules

Got to have my great weekly massage this morning. and my massage lady Mary hasn't been able to give me a full body massage in a couple weeks because of time stuff. So today she finally got to do my whole body but when she got to my legs she kept saying "Holy crap Jess are you tightening your legs or is that muscle? " Muscle baby!

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