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Funny joke +my grandmother explaining her vast knowledge of strap ons=me laughing so hard I can't breath



last night me,Mom and Granny go to do our usual Saturday thing of dinner at Carl,Chris and Austin's. Mom and Carl start talking about this lady they knew way back when and Carl says "I wonder which one is the strapper and strappee" assuming me and mom would be the only ones to hear it and get it. But then my innocent little 80 year old grandmother says "I know what strap ons are my girlfriend's told me about them the other day "

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