my brother and his girlfriend are in

2Last night during dinner at my aunt and uncle's my brother was telling us his boss got some hot sauce called ass blaster and my mom laughed so hard she spit out her drink in the rice bowl for everybody! And the really funny part was that my brother and I were the only ones to see it and her mortified face after! On the way home my mom kept saying how embarrassing that was, as my brother and I are still laughing hysterically. I gotta find that hot sauce.

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This happened in the ER during the stroke The main doctor kept doing sternum rubs on me, and I kept getting so annoyed. For those of you who don't know, sternum rubs are when they rub the bone in your chest with the palm of their hand. They do them to wake you up. Part of me knew what he was doing, and the other part of me didn't and thought he was trying to cop a feel. He kept doing the sternum rubs, and I kept smacking his hand and scoffing and saying to myself, “Dude! Enough, quit it!” Thinking back, he was probably as annoyed as I was for the misunderstanding.

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