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beach trip

Back from my trip. Burnt and exhausted! But it was fun! My friend Autumn came the first 3 days and brought her son the second night. One of the funniest stories happened the first eat drink night. We got to talking about dogs. And we were telling Autumn about this horrible dog named Sam we used to have a few months. So Autumn asks " so what happened to him? " and my mom says " well " then my brother chimes in " we took him back to his family " my mom and I immediately start laughing hysterically while my dad looks down trying not to laugh. My mom looks at me and whispers " I can't believe he bought it all these years ". Then my brother gets mad " what?! You lied to me for 15 years! What happened to him? " she then stops laughing and says " I took him to the pound "


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